Syzygy

venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

brohemian-fapsody:

i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i

mysticmoonhigh:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
7. Marry them.

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

• -i lost no weight
• -didn’t learn anything
• -haven’t made an effort to save money
• -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

It’s 2015…